You Just Got Pitch-Slapped

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cunt-candle:

i cant tell if im really nice but secretly an asshole or an asshole but secretly really nice

nuditea:

got no problem with watching a full season of tv in one sitting but when it comes time to pick a movie im like “am i really ready to pay attention to something for two hours”

(Source: morgrana)

(Source: morgrana)

(Source: smalljons)

tom-marvolo-dildo:

hey guys as it’s starting to get warmer out i'd like to remind everyone to stay hydrated and drink lots of water!

(Source: endiness)

jaclcfrost:

undeadxarmy:

jaclcfrost:

idk why wearing someone else’s shirt or sweater or jacket is so satisfying and comforting but it is

but not as satisfying as seeing someone else wearing your jacket or sweatshirt. like. wow. they’re wearing my sweatshirt. and it’s cute as fuck. 

the bond between the person wearing someone else’s clothes and the person whose clothes they are wearing is strong

magiicrose:

Sorry if this has been done

homovikings:

cosmo sex tip #616: just as you’re about to orgasm, lean down and whisper “hail hydra” into your partner’s ear